Monday, December 26, 2011

WYLE E COYOTE

SOooooooo Im down @ the Bottom (where i keep my horses) taking care of my horses when all of a sudden they all pull their heads up

and start gruntin a lil ..all the while they're lookin over towards the woods by the creek...
No biggy cause hell there are all kinda wildlife out here......So i commence to doin what i was doin...i see somethin movin in the

bushes!.... Tell me why WYLE E COYOTE wanna try to sneak up on a brutha and jump em from behind ? ..*shrug*
No sweat off me.. i ran at that sucka...(thinkin he was gonna run back) That lil mofo didnt MOVE.... So right then I did a *head

nod* *lip poke* *tilted my straw hat to the front a lil lower* , and Im thinkin this one them bad azz leader of the pack ,Alpha

male summabitches!..... WELLLllllll thats fine...thats alright....now i dont own a gun,not even a bow and arrow but i figure he

aint gonna go past my horses so i got that in my favor...sheeeeeeeee the hell i think that for..that mofo came up ..walkin slow all

hunched down like he bout to make a kill....ok cool fine (lil bastid hybrid wolf lookin mahfu***) anyway...I had my feed bucket and

a rope...soo i let the lil summabitch do his thing...my horses kinda bitched up on me and started movin outta the way (im feelin

like its the "SHOWDOWN AT THE OK CHORALE") So i slowly grabbed my feed bucket and taht rope( had no idea what i was gonna do with

teh dayum rope but hey better to have it and not need type thing...) well lil WYLE E COYOTE actually got close enouogh that he

lunged at a brutha..well hell part of my life was spent growin up in the projects as well as the couuntry and u learn not to run

from dogs too many times...soooo i let that wolf hybrid alpha male summabitch have it with that feed bucket...WHAPPOW hit em so

hard my horses took off runnin back up in the field,......I LAID THAT BASTARD OUT YALL.....he just went to yappin and chokin and

walin...hell i roped his ass got on Twista and drug hsi raggedy ass off into the woods and let em go..............anyway..watch out

for them COYOTES YALL !!

2 comments:

  1. Hey Joe, How many hosses you have? there's 4-6 acres available to rent next door. if you need a barn, there's a 2-4 acre on the other side. you have my number, or just drive by and check it out!

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  2. lISA WE HAVE 8 ...BUT WE HAVE PLENTY OF LAND FOR EM...BUT THANK YA KINDLY MISS MAM !!

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