A SNEAKY summab**** that she is, She screwed a brutha up last night...DAYUM!
So Im driving last night KNOWING good and dayum well its cold and deer prolly out & about doin what deer do!... I start toward the local bridge over the creek and SWAP BOOM ( thats the sound that mahfugga made) . BAMBI came outta NO MAHFUGGIN WHERE & connected with the passenger side front quarter panel of my truck.....Needless to say, the thought that IMMEDIATELY came to mind was ....LUNCH IS ON !!!! Im thinkin bout deer patties, deer steak smothered in onions n gravy ,deer sausages with a side of eggs , and deer tender loins (***MMM MMMM*** thats good eatin) .
Well right about then it hit me..."wait a minute, Im drivin my own dayum car " so the next thing that came up was that "OH SHIT MAHFUGGA SUMMABITCH " verse that we all say when we realize...we done fugged up!!
So as Im gettin ready to stop I look out my dayum mirror just to see this raggedy azz BAMBI BIMBO WOODLAND CREATURE SUMMABITCH ...turn around and look back @ me as if to say ... "Son was that supposed to make me jump?" I'm settin here shakin my head and cussin up 5 storms and another season of bad weather . I get out walk around to see the damage expecting to see the worst...
I figure the whole side of the car is just jacked the hell up....But to my amazement.....The shyt was ok !!! I was good with that ..U BEST BELIEVE !!!! ...
Now this story isnt over....Cause , see, lurkin over in the weeds was BAMBI ...LOOKIN...WATCHIN....LAUGHIN....
I shake my head in acknowledgement that ..."yeah ya funky woodland creature...you got me right now..." but see, I had something up my sleeve for BAMBI
I called Lester Cooter up and told him what was up.... Lester Cooter shows up with rifle ,dog and huntin gear!! RIGHT NOW IM SMILIN ..(cause i know whats bout to pop off) :D
LESTER COOTER & DOG
Lester Cooter shows up...gets his gear....next thing I knew , I heard this loud ass BOOM. Looked up... saw smoke,dust,hair & blood flyin every which a way.... he done shot that dayum BAMBI.....*BIG SMILE*
So now we have some good eatin for a while....I'm happy so is Lester Cooter. I tell ya... I can taste those deer steaks smothered in gravy & onions & sausages with the eggs right now..MMMM MMMM DELISCIOUS...... *SMILIN* so from now on...I aint dodgin no dayum dear...Im gonna try my BEST to make that MAMMA TAPPA SING TO ME !!!
