I have gotta think about the places I go ........

!!!! LONG STORY ALERT !!!! ...if u aint a reader...take yo behind somewheres else !!!!

Ok Im chillin up here @ the local ENT offc , just a chillin, when first thing I realize is all us folks up in this mug, who cant hear , have to walk up to this thick window with a little bitty slit at the bottom and try to HEAR what these cats are tellin us.. NEEDLESS TO SAY , Im seein this as almost impossible.

The first person is called ( I didnt hear them ladies say nuthin ...just jumbled words) , anyway ,nobody moved ! We just all looked at each other and shrugged our shoulders like WHAT THE *hiccup*......So the lady behind this thick ol glass with the little slit in it says "somethin" again...We all looked at each other again.....well after that the little chick behind the thick glass with the little slit ,comes out through the door and calls out a name , with an attitude ! This time we all heard it and about 4 or 5 of us jumped and started "high 5'n" &cabbage patchin all up in here....so the person she called got up and went to the window.

Well all aint well yet , cause when that person got to this thick glass ,you could see somethin was goin hecka wrong ! Now I dont know what was being said but the person behind the window started lookin mad and the little lady that was standin there threw down her purse and started "hoop'n hollerin" louder than a mug! So me and the other folks lookin at each other trippin cause we already knew it was bout to be on up in here!

Now let me tell you this.... everybody in there basically sat with what ever group you were familiar with , The non -hearin folx , we sat together . The non olfactory mugs , they sat together nd the folks who couldnt swalllow a sunflower seed , well they sat together . It more segregated in that mug than Sundy morning church services!

The folk with the nose problems started takin out snot rags and diggin boogers . The folks with throat probs started throwin trach(ea) tubes and talkin trash through the little holes in the throat. The rest of us , (hering impaired mofos) well some just started cussin in sign language ,others started takin off hear-aids and tennis shoes! It started to get real nasty up in here.

Me I was just settin there cause I done got bout half scared....I move over next to the little lady at the front desk who was hollerin cause I figured if somethin breaks off for real she "aint hearin it" no way....( i am too serious!) Next thing u know its a full scale "ear on nose on throat war" up here ! Boogers and snot rags all over the place , trach(ea) tubes slingin all up in peoples faces ..hittin folks on top of the eye. I even saw one dude spit the LONGEST, GOOYEST <- (that aint a word but im usin it ) most green lookin loogy through that lil hole in his throat in one persons ear! (I was done right about then !

Well one thing lead to another and they called HPD .by the time the "PO-PO's" made it up in there Im sure they thought it was like gangland.... u hd Red and Blue Snot rags all over the joint and us non -hearing mugs throwin sign language had to look like gangs signs to them. So they come in hardcore....MOB STYLE....big dogs , OC spray, and tasers..... THEY LIT OUR RAGGEDY DUMB A**'s all the way up....

When all was done and said.....everything had gotten sorted out . believe it or not NONE OF US WENT TO JAIL TODAY ( do not check jailview ) but we fount out.... the cause of it all.... Earlier when the little lady was at the window and the chick behind the think glass with the slit at the bottom was talkin , the chick behind the window got impatient and decided to write down what she was trying to say instead of just coming around the glass.... the note read "I SAID CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW" *head shake* ...anyway....next time i decide to go to the ENT offc here ....Im gonna get "strapped" ....u never know !!!

UH OH ...TIME FOR THOSE 1ST OF THE MONTHERS !!!!

Went to Kroger & Wal-Mart today.... I liked to just got my head handed to me from the "1st of the Month" crew....

Yall know who I'm talkin bout....So as a service to the public I'm puttin up notice.... " DONOT EVER.....EVER....EVER ......EVER get between the "1st of the Monther's" and the NAME BRAND items on ANY ISLE and take your time ....you will regret this act in ways you will not imagine. ! "

"1st of the Monther's " I aint messin with yall NO MO !

Thing is... all i wanted at walmart was some WalMart brand noodles ( cause thats my budget) them Cats was reachin for the RAMEN ...*shrug* got to kroger , a brutha just needed to get some paper plates ( cause again....thass my budget) them "1st of the Monthers" all up in there gettin the real HARD PLASTIC stuff....man Im through !!!!

Dennis Rodman....Whats wrong whitcha brutha ?

I don't usually talk about people (yes I do) ,But I need to do an intervention for my boy Dennis Rodman ....

Dennis you REALLY need to invest in one of two things ! Get you some "Lip Reduction Ointment" (try Johnson & Johnson or the folks that manufacture "coochie tightenin cream") OR , at least , try to getcho A** to the nearest Dollar General , Walmart , Corner Store...etc (u get the point here I'm guessing) and (please brother , PLEASE....with a CAPITAL P to the L to the E to the A to the S to the E!) invest yo raggamuffin behind in some "Super Sized" or "Maxi Sized" , tampons or pads....don't matter which one....but u got too much leakage going on round your labium superius & inferius oris (Yeop I'm talking about ya uppa & ya lowa lips)

I have done what I feel is my CIVIC DUTY for my country with this message.....(kinda like what Rodman thought he was doing in Korea *head shake* .....

I don't usually talk about people (yes u do) ,But I need to do an intervention for my boy Dennis Rodman .... Dennis you REALLY need to invest in one of two things ! Get you some "Lip Reduction Ointment" (try Johnson & Johnson or the folks that manufacture "coochie tightenin cream") OR , at least , try to getcho A** to the nearest Dollar General , Walmart , Corner Store...etc (u get the point here I'm guessing) and please ,brother , PLEASE ....with a CAPITAL. P to the L to the E to the A to the S to the E.....and invest yo raggamuffin behind in some "Super Sized" or "Maxi Sized" , tampons or pads....don't matter which one....but u got too much leakage going on round your labium superius & inferius oris (Yeop I'm talking about lips....but not those ones u think in nasty minded folx) I have done what I feel is my CIVIC DUTY for my country with this message.....(kinda like what Rodman thought he was doing in Korea *head shake* .....