Dennis Rodman....Whats wrong whitcha brutha ?

I don't usually talk about people (yes I do) ,But I need to do an intervention for my boy Dennis Rodman ....

Dennis you REALLY need to invest in one of two things ! Get you some "Lip Reduction Ointment" (try Johnson & Johnson or the folks that manufacture "coochie tightenin cream") OR , at least , try to getcho A** to the nearest Dollar General , Walmart , Corner Store...etc (u get the point here I'm guessing) and (please brother , PLEASE....with a CAPITAL P to the L to the E to the A to the S to the E!) invest yo raggamuffin behind in some "Super Sized" or "Maxi Sized" , tampons or pads....don't matter which one....but u got too much leakage going on round your labium superius & inferius oris (Yeop I'm talking about ya uppa & ya lowa lips)

I have done what I feel is my CIVIC DUTY for my country with this message.....(kinda like what Rodman thought he was doing in Korea *head shake* .....