FREE MUST HAVE AN ODOR

Let me begin this story with a lil homage first and foremost. I give high regard and thanks to all my brothers and sisters in

Fire Service and EMS as well as Law Enforcement. The jobs to be done are done SELFLESSLY . Endurance & mental strength are 2

qualities I feel are most important!...I love you all and I know the sentiment is reciprocated! DIGGIT !
When fighting a structure fire fatigue , stress, and just plain ol tiredness hits ya azz like a broke hooka hittin the

competition (thats gotta be dayum hard if u know the broke hookas i know) Anyway you need sustenance and rehabilitation at times..

and also the Families of the homes that we are trying to save usually need temporary accommodations ,warmth,cooling,someone to

talk to ..etc...u get the picture...NOW i said all that to say, Thats when RED CROSS and HEMSI are called in.
HEMSI provides us with rehabilitation and basic check of vitals and makin sure we arent dehydrated or exhausted or just plain

dead !.. RED CROSS provides the displaced families with a place to set ,talk ,have shelter, and as well give sustenance in the

form of snacks and cold water or juice to drink and also to provide firefighters with the same sustenance...
SOOOOOOOOooooooooooo one cold azz rainy dayum morning (3:30am to be exact) , Bubba Mack and Hattie Jean decided to do the

"NASTY" at the crib, Im guessin it was pretty good to one of em..cause somebody done went and smoked a dayum Blun...umm nevermind

..Long story short "smokin the bedroom while sleepin..."(yall get the picture) So we get called to a structure fire...no biggy no

problem...we do what we do...."head em up - move em out" ! We get there, spend the next 30-45 minutes gettin the fire under

controi...DONE! Needless to say at 3 or 4 in the dayum mornin we're hungry ,thirsty and we're all tired..dirty...wet ...cold

...and just plain ugly....(all that sheeet is a bad combination). So we get relieved by another group of firefighters to continue

workin ....Now as we're walkin
around the house I notice about 3 people across the street comin outta one home then 2 or 3 more come out another then i noticed

about maybe 5 people walkin down the street ahead of them...so im wonderin where the hell these mofos headed this early in the

dayum mornin in the COLD azz rain? ....So we keep walkin around headed to get us some "snack crackas" & cocoa cola with a side of

Coffee and
maybe a jelly doughnut thrown in there from the RED CROSS TRUCK...*SIGH* *HEAD SHAKE*.....
We look up ....bigger than dayum sheeet , there this a long azz line of country-hood mofos in their draws,pj's,night

gowns,slippers ,barefoot,and one mug was butt azz dayum nekkid, wrapped ALL THE WAY around the truck and juttin out into the
street down the opposite direction...."I WILL BE DAYUMED" These greedy mahfuggs from the hood done raided the dayum RED CROSS

truck!!!!! W---T-----MUTHA-----F ? How u gonna be dead sleep ...3 sumn in the mornin...its cold..its rainin...smoke every dayum

where....AND at home with a FULL AZZ REFRIGERATOR ....and all of a sudden BADOW yo azz is outside in that sheeeet gettin free

grub and drank....*sigh*
THESE MUGS HERE !!!! So we get up to the truck ..cold hungry tired and ugly...THINKIn we bout to get our mini grub on!! Then all

of a sudden the sweet lil RED CROSS lady shut heh slidin door talkin bout..."Sorry Guys ...We're all out!!" I said...."All out..All

outta what?..." She says .." we dont have any snacks for yall or cold water" ..I just looked................ *blink* *blink*

*stare*
....So we started to walk off...shakin heads and cussin mofos out.....before we got too far the sweet lil lady says "wait...we

got some hot water!" I liked to died laughin...all we get is Hot Water and a smile....WE took the hot water....So by this time we

finished drinkin our hot water...and we passed up one of the neighbors who partook of the free grub...This summabitch had a mouth

fulla oatmeal cookies a pocket full of reeces cups...(KING SIZE) a pocket of skittles and a dayum G.I.Joe with the Kung Fu grip...i

aint gonna tell yall what happened next..cause i wanna stay in my Fire Department ! but lets just say...er rah...everytime that

mahfugg sees a RED CROSS ..anything ,anywhere...he is now prone to seizures...*shrug* * i donnot have anything else to say * but

to end this all up...FREE must have an
ODOR that will wake a sound sleepin sommab*** all the way up outta the DEAD !!