Sooooooooooooooo Im at the gas station (not pullin up but) PUSHIN my truck up to the pump. I ran outta gas bout a quarter mile back
*shrug* (now yall know how i stay in shape for real) . so im lookin @ the pump look at me and I be dayumed if the last person at
the pump ONLY put a $1.00 in YEOP they put in about .38 gallons of gas in...i was like now aint that a sommabitch there! So I laugh
a little reach in my pocket and grab what i thought was a $5 bill (dont judge me for being broke). Weren't no $5 bill at all! It
was a bank statement that said this ->"FOOL...if you come up here ONE MO DAYUM TIME tryin to take out the last $5.00 it took for u
to start this
dayum account WE GONNA CLOSE THIS BITCH DOWN ! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY" .......*sigh* .....*head shake* *shrug*..... right
about now im wishin i knew the mofo who got that $1 worth of Petrol!......anyway.....THIS is one of the reasons I ride horses !
Only takes a lil SWEET FEED for the motor...WATER FOR THE LUBE JOB and a lil HAY FOR MAINTENANCE !!.....oh by the way... I had to
walk home that day.....NO bus, no cab , no horses to ride.....
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