THE BOTTOM BAMA BRAND

So yesterday , we are setin at the Childrens ER in "The Ham" and up rolls this lil Nissan Maxima ,from the 80's (i'm stressin the word LITTLE)

Now, All's well , Up until the part where the doors start opening!
First door opened & we saw a leg and a arm come out....*shrug* no biggy.... ,
The NEXT door opened & we saw some more legs and arms fall out....*srug* (still no biggy)
 The NEXT couple of doors opened & thats when the "AHH H** NAWL" moment happened !!!!

By the time all the door popped open.... we watched 11 , THICK ,
(and how can I say this next description without all yall thinkin a'mma "prevert" )
  *thinkin*
 .lets just say "BOTTOM BLESSED" sista's who aint missed no meals since Easter Sunday 1975!!!!

Now that was just the starter....but wait,... when they all were trying to get out of the car., there was so much meat in it and they were wedged in so good ..about half those sistas got stuck at the A** level

The security dude at the ER ramp had to go get an IV pole , let one of those sistas grab it while he pulled back He pulled so hard he started sweatin !! I saw that pole bend and Cortney and I started lookin for cover !! BY the time he pulled the one out.... we heard this loud POP then a BOOM.....anyway...they made it out!!

HONESTLY IT WAS AMAZING.......

 I tried to take a picture but the camera didnt have that WIDE ANGLE view to get the action.... *shrug*

 Now had this been you...tellin me....I wouldnt believed it unless I "seent" it . Well I "seent" it and you best believe it. I never knew it was possible to get all the meat packed in a space that small for so long without somethin spoilin.... (im just puttin it out there)

Now You have to think....what was that ride like on the way to the hospital, cause it was a warm day....and most of those sistas had on tank tops and tights...

WAIT...WAIT.... I just remembered sumn else too.... The windows were all up....THAT TRIPPED ME OUT for the simple reason that a car that old still had a functioning AC in it!!!...
But I got to thinking.....maybe the windows just wont roll down *shrug* either way..... that must have been a ride like a "mofo"
 anyway.....I guess when you ridin dirty in "The Ham" ...you ridin REAL DIRTY.... by theway.....before we left......the trunk on that nissan popped open...and 3 little kids witha stroller came out..... *head shake* THATS BIRMINGHAM FOR YALL !!!!