ITS ALL ABOUT THE TAG !!!!

Driving on the street round from the house , this chick flew past us in this “hot rod”.
I got a glimpse of the tag , CHTAPNS . Well I'm up here trying to figure out what that mess meant , but when we turned the corner we see the Sheriff done got that suckka pulled over !!! In my head I'm doin a fist pump and a dance !!

So we pull into the grocery store to get my “side meat” , grits, & sardines .
We pay . We leave . We get back round the corner & there's that doggone “hot rod” still settin there , but the driver is hangin out the passenger side window wavin' her hands (in the air ,like he just don't care) * that had nothing to do with this story ...I just wanted to say it *

Next, we see the deputy with his gun drawn , all up in the driver side window.
Well something was going on, but we ain't have a clue as to what, so we pulled over to watch. (im a concerned citizen in my community*).

Right about then, I see the Deputy put both hands in the car while the lady was sitll wavin her hands out the window on the passenger side. It's killin me as to whats going on , so I do what I do best ! I get out and take my stupid self on over to the car to "HELP".

What I saw at the car didn't make no sense to man , monkey ,or Holy Ghost.
Inside the car was the woman, an alligator and what used to look like a dog!
Come to find out, the woman had a pet alligator and dog. Well seems the Alligator and the dog never got along and the Dog bit the alligator on the tail, in the car.
The Alligator got mad ,bit the dog in half and the half of the dog that was still alive and kickin, bit the woman.

The woman started drivin fast (thats when she past me) tries to get away from the Half eatin “doggagator ombie” , didn't quite make it!
then the Gator grabbed the lady and started munchin on her legs. (this is where the Deputy came in)

The Deputy sees the car jumpin round and the woman with her arms out the window yellin . He stops , walks over sees whats going on , tries to be all “Alligator Hunter / Zombie Killer Man” The Deputy didnt fire one shot ( whats wrong with Madison County Sheriff Dept...I thought they were some bad mofo's) Anyway. The deputy grabs the Gator , which is attached to the Dog which is still hangin on to the woman........(I'm wipin sweat off my forhead by now)

It was at this point in the game I realized what her tag said........it translated ….. SH** HAPPENS !!!! *HEAD SHAKE * *mouth open *